Tuesday, October 31, 2006

 

MOTM for 28th 29th Oct 2006


Telegraph man of the match awards

28th 29th October 2006

Arsenal V Everton - Fabregas
bolton V Man U - Rooney
fulham V wigan - Camara
liverpool V aston villa - Kuyt
Newcastle V Charlton - El karkouri
Portsmouth V Reading - Mendes
Sheffield Utd V chelsea - Ballack
Watford V Spurs - Lennon
WestHam V Blackburn - Sheringham

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Match assist - 28th 29th Oct 2006


latest match assists for the telegraph fanatsy football league :

28th 29th Oct 2006

Arsenal 1 Everton 1
Goals: van Persie, Cahill
Key Contribution: Arteta
Booked: Gallas, Fabregas, Arteta, Osman, Cahill
Man-of-the-Match (MOTM): Fabregas

Bolton 0 Man Utd 4
Goals: Rooney x3, Ronaldo
KCs: Carrick, Saha, Fletcher
Booked: Davies, Ben Haim, Scholes, O'Shea
MOTM: Rooney

Fulham 0 Wigan 1
Goal: Camara
KCs: none
Booked: Knight, De Zeeuw, Scharner
Missed penalty: Landzaat
MOTM: Camara

Liverpool 3 Aston Villa 1
Goals: Kuyt, Crouch, Garcia, Agbonlahor
KCs: Carragher, Hyypia, Finnan, Crouch, Sutton
Booked: Mellberg
MOTM: Kuyt

Newcastle 0 Charlton 0
Booked: Babayaro, Faye
MOTM: El Karkouri

Portsmouth 3 Reading 1
Goals: Kanu, Mendes, Doyle
Own goal: Gunnarsson
KCs: Mendes, Campbell
Booked: none
MOTM: Mendes

Sheffield Utd 0 Chelsea 2
Goals: Lampard, Ballack
KCs: Robben, Lampard
Booked: Leigertwood, Montgomery
Missed penalty: Webber
MOTM: Ballack

Watford 0 Tottenham 0
Booked: DeMerit, Bouazza, Mahon, Jenas
MOTM: Lennon

West Ham 2 Blackburn 1
Goals: Sheringham, Mullins, Bentley
KCs: Zamora, Benayoun, McCarthy
Booked: McCartney, Peter
MOTM: Sheringham

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Friday, October 27, 2006

 

Guide to Weekend Fixtures


This will be a regular post updated weekly

SATURDAY
3pm unless stated:

Arsenal v Everton
Arsenal are on fire, not literally, as that would lead to a hefty insurance claim. They are starting to score for fun however and have conceded only four goals all season. A tough one for Andy Johnson who has now gone two games without a goal.
Prediction: 2-0

Bolton v Man Utd
United are the leading scorers in the Premiership with 19 but Bolton, like Arsenal, have conceded only four. Bolton could find themselves top of the Premiership by Saturday night but if they are, I'll eat a fez (after buying one first). Rooney must score soon.
Prediction: 0-1

Fulham v Wigan
You can believe this next sentence, honest. Heskey is in good form having scored three times and earned two KCs so far this season. Brian McBride has done similarly well but has probably fallen over less times.
Prediction: 1-2

Liverpool v Aston Villa
Incredibly, Liverpool's top scorer in the league is Dirk Kuyt with only two goals. This is because Benitez has taken the rotational system a tad too far now and is beginning to change his line-up every 18 minutes. Villa, despite impressing, hardly have a must-have striker up front either. Their leading goal scorer is Barry with three.
Prediction: Villa's unbeaten run to end, 2-0

Newcastle v Charlton (5.15pm)
By Christmas both of these managers could be missing from their club's annual party. Neither team has won for ages. Newcastle often score first but still don't win so don't get too excited if they take an early lead, even though they won't because this will end goalless.


Portsmouth v Reading
Pompey have kept six clean sheets this season, have a goalkeeper in-form and have the joint top scorer in the Premiership with Kanu hitting six. Reading, having just played the big two of Chelsea and Arsenal, now meet another team doing well and so will lose again. Their honeymoon period is over.
Prediction: 3-0

Sheffield Utd v Chelsea (12.45pm)
Chelsea have scored first in every game they've played so far this season. Given the make-up of their team, you'd expect them to score first, second, third, fourth and fifth in this match. But they won't because they are just a bit dull sometimes. United's best hope is for Warnock to lay one on Mourinho.
Prediction: 1-3


Watford v Tottenham
Tottenham are so hungry for success after a poor start to this season that one of their players actually started eating an opposition player last weekend. At least they have Lennon fit again, and he was back to his MOTM winning ways last week. Watford still haven't won a match and they won't do here either.
Prediction: 1-2

SUNDAY

West Ham v Blackburn (4pm)
I always find the day the clocks go back as one of the most depressing days of the year. All I need to get me by these days though is a good game of football. Shame then that the live match on Sunday is this. West Ham just don't score anymore so Benni McCarthy (above) will be the difference.
Prediction: 0-2

MONDAY

Man City v Middlesbrough (8pm)
Despite getting hammered at Wigan last week, City have kept four clean sheets this season although I can't actually remember any of them. Boro are, like butter, on a roll after winning their last two matches and "The Yak" has scored three in the last three matches.
Prediction: 0-2

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Thursday, October 26, 2006

 

Latest Key Injuries


This post will show all the latest key injuries and suspensions,
I will keep it updated every week.

Key injuries:
Arsenal: F Ljungberg - calf, Lauren - knee
Everton: D Weir - concussion
Middlesbrough: M Viduka - broken toe
Tottenham: D Zokora - virus
Bolton: H Pedersen - achilles
Newcastle: A Sibierski - bruised toe, S Given - abdomen
Liverpool: C Bellamy - calf, D Agger - fractured hand
Chelsea: P Cech - fractured skull
Watford: M King - knee
Portsmouth: D Stefanovic - knee

Suspended:
Bolton - Kevin Nolan 2 matches
Liverpool - Jerzy Dudek 3 matches
Blackburn - Robbie Savage 1 match
West Ham - Paul Konchesky 1 match

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Mines a Stella


I got the highest score this week 58 but I am not the manager of the
week, that has to be Rob Prentice who jumped into the top ten from 19th!

No arsenal players will set foot in this lads team, which i'm quite glad
about as Henry and Fabregas are starting to do the business!

We are starting to close the gap on Chapmans choppers but with him still
leading by 29 points he has a few weeks at the top left!

Here's the top ten

1)Chapmans Choppers (week=24) Total=347
2)No Hopers (week=50) Total=318
3)Stella drinking Clarets (week=58) Total=317
4)The Winners (week=38) Total=303
5)Creme de la caverley II (week=52) Total=300
6)Too Good to go down IV (week=47) Total=297
7)spurs delight (week=48) Total=285
8)The all england skydiving extravaganza (week=38) Total=282
9)Martin Touches Carp in a Dodgy Way (week=23) Total=280
10)No Gooners Allowed (week=53) Total=274

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Monday, October 23, 2006

 

Match Assists for 21st 22nd October 2006


New look assists will have all this info on it from now! Also as its from The Telegraph itself
you know it is 100% right, rather than some guys opinion!

Aston Villa 1 Fulham 1
Goals: Barry, Volz
Key Contributions (KCs): Petrov, Radzinski
Booked: Knight, Queudrue
Man-of-the-Match: Knight

Charlton 0 Watford 0
Booked: Holland, D Bent
MOTM: Reid

Chelsea 2 Portsmouth 1
Goals: Shevchenko, Ballack, Mwaruwari
KCs: Lampard, Robben, Drogba, Taylor
Booked: Shevchenko, Ballack, J Cole, Pamarot, Mendes
MOTM: James

Everton 2 Sheffield Utd 0
Goals: Arteta, Beattie
KCs: Neville, Johnson
Booked: Tonge
Sent off: Davis
MOTM: Howard

Wigan 4 Man City 0
Goals: Heskey, Camara, Valencia
Own goal: Dunne
KCs: Boyce, Kilbane, Baines, Heskey
Booked: Webster, Hamann
MOTM: Heskey

Blackburn 0 Bolton 1
Goal: Campo
KC: Diouf
Booked: Savage, Neill, Fortune
Sent off: Nolan
Missed penalties: McCarthy, Roberts
Saved penalties: Jaaskelainen x2
MOTM: Jaaskelainen

Man Utd 2 Liverpool 0
Goals: Scholes, Ferdinand
KCs: Rooney, Giggs
Booked: Vidic, Sissoko, Finnan, Crouch
MOTM: Scholes

Middlesbrough 1 Newcastle 0
Goal: Yakubu
KC: Downing
Booked: Rochemback, Maccarone
MOTM: Downing

Reading 0 Arsenal 4
Goals: Henry x2, Hleb, van Persie
KCs: Fabregas x2, Rosicky, Henry, Hleb
Booked: none
MOTM: Fabregas

Tottenham 1 West Ham 0
Goal: Mido
KC: Davids
Booked: Defoe, Mido, Davids, Konchesky, Mascherano, Harewood, Pantsil
MOTM: Lennon

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MOTM for 21st 22nd October 2006


Man of the match awards from

21st 22nd October 2006

Man U V Liverpool - Paul Scholes (Man U)
Spurs V West Ham - Aaron lennon (spurs)
Boro V Newcastle - Stewart Downing (Boro)
Chelsea V Portsmouth - David James (Portsmouth)
Aston Villa V Fulham - Zat Knight (Fulham)
Reading V Arsenal - Cesc Fabregas (Arsenal)
Blackburn V Bolton - Jussi Jaaskelainen (Bolton)
Everton V Sheffield Utd - Tim Howard (Everton)
Charlton V Watford - Andy Reid (Charlton)

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

 

Twisting my Mellor Man


Jon Mellor (Me) is at number 4 this week and manager of the week, well
whats the point of running this blog if I cant exploit the power now and
then!

Me and Mike Caverley have a case of stella on who will finish higher. I
have now overtaken his creme de la caverley and he is not at 7th. Also I
have a case of stella bet with Martin 'Carp' Seward. I've got 50 points
over him, so he better start getting some back.

Here's the top ten

1)Chapmans Choppers (week=34) Total=323
2)No Hopers (week=35) Total=268
3)The Winners (week=42) Total=265
4)Stella drinking Clarets (week=41) Total=259
5)Martin Touches Carp in a Dodgy Way (week=33) Total=257
6)Too Good to go down IV (week=24) Total=250
7)Creme de la caverley II (week=29) Total=248
8)3HF Motlew Crew (week=27) Total=247
9)The all england Skydiving Extravaganza (week=34) Total=244
10)Skidman Allstars (week=33) Total=243

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

 

MOTM for 16th October 2006


The man of the match from last nights game was

16th October 2006

Fulham V Charlton - Brian McBride (Fulham).

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Monday, October 16, 2006

 

Match Assists for 14th 15th October 2006


here are the match assists for the 14th 15th October 2006

Arsenal 3-0 Watford
Stewart og (Fabregas, Adebayor)
Henry (-)
Adebayor (Henry)

Aston Villa 1-1 Tottenham
Angel og (Defoe)
Barry (-)

Liverpool 1-1 Blackburn
McCarthy (Bentley)
Bellamy (Aurelio)

Man City 0-0 Sheffield United

Middlesbrough 2-1 Everton
Yakubu (-)
Viduka (Yakubu, Euell)
Cahill (-)

Portsmouth 2-0 West Ham
Kanu (Johnson)
Cole (-)

Reading 0-1 Chelsea
Ingimarsson og (-) 1st deflection will rule out a Lampard KC

Wigan 1-3 Man United
Baines (-)
Vidic (Giggs)
Saha (Rooney)
Solskjaer (-) He did too much for a Rooney KC

Newcastle 1-2 Bolton
Ameobi (-)
Diouf (Anelka)
Diouf (Campo, Davies)

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MOTM for 14th 15th October 2006


Here are the man of the match awards for the Telegraph fantasy football game.

14th 15th October 2006

Wigan vMan Utd - MID Giggs MUN
Arsenal vWatford - MID Fabregas ARS
Aston Villa vTottenham - MID Murphy TOT
Liverpool v Blackburn - DEF Khizanishvili BLA
Man City v Sheff Utd - DEF Davis C SHF
Middlesbrough v Everton - DEF Pogatetz MID
Portsmouth v West Ham - MID Fernandes POR
Reading v Chelsea - DEF Boulahrouz CHE
Newcastle vBolton - STR Diouf BOL

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Thursday, October 12, 2006

 

Honeymoon is Over


The honeymoon is now definitely over after last night’s performance.

Forget Robbo, I think he was the best player on the pitch, he certainly kept England in the Game in the first half by making 2 great saves. First Goal maybe he could have done better from a corner he opted to punch away when he could have caught it and it never got cleared.
It kept coming into the box and then when the cross came over he was still going forward - if he were in the right position he would have picked the ball up easily.

The second just disguised the fact we were never going to score against Croatia and got everyone talking about a freak goal instead of the main reason why England played so badly.

Ok 3-5-2 was a waste of time; the boys mainly use 4-4-2 so they are not going to be great at this new formation, however here are a few more points I want to get of my chest

1) why is the fittest player in the England set-up not playing his football in England but in Germany (Hargreaves). Have they better methods than us?

2) We pick players who are not playing in their firstteam so why are they good for the England set-up (Wright-phillips and Richardson)

3) Gary Neville was doing a lot of crossing last night, he does not do this for club so why country.
4) Are you telling me that Beckham would not have delivered more for England last night then some of the midfield?

5) Terry was supposed to make the players more of a team with a strong Captaincy well where was it last night?

6) Rooney's form, how long does it continue without people realising that something has changed with him. I don’t know what, but he is not enjoying football like he use too when he first entered the game. People said pressure never gets to him, well we know now that he is just human after all and only should be called world class when he has done something.

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Monday, October 09, 2006

 

Football best of


The best moment of football !

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Friday, October 06, 2006

 

Funny football (soccer) howlers and misses.


Oh dear! Football at it's funniest(worst)

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Best 5 Funny Football Goals of all the Time


Great Goals!

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

 

The Ego has Landed


Michael Caverley with 'Creme De La Calverley II (Send Mellor Down)' is
at number 7 this week and manager of the week, He lacks confidence so
hopefully this will bring him out of his shell. Special mention goes to
Me with my Stella drinking clarets team which got 35 points and have
moved me up to 8th from 13th.

Me and Mike have a case of Stella on who will finish higher. With one
point in it it will go to the wire, unless Mike bottles it (bad joke but
You try and come up with jokes every week.)

Here's the top ten

1)Chapmans Choppers (week=31) Total=289
2)No Hopers (week=33) Total=233
3)Too Good to go down IV (week=31) Total=226
4)Martin Touches Carp in a Dodgy Way (week=22) Total=224
5)The Winners (week=19) Total=223
6)3HF Motlew Crew (week=34) Total=220
7)Creme de la caverley II (week=34) Total=219
8)Stella drinking Clarets (week=35) Total=218
9)Moaning Mourinhos Mullet (week=23) Total=214
10)Skidman Allstars (week=24) Total=210
10)The all england Skydiving Extravaganza (week=44) Total=210

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006

 

MOTM for 2nd Oct 2006


Here is the telegraph Man of the Match award form last nights game.

2nd october 2006

Fulham V Watford - Ashley Young (Watford)

Transfer password is posted tomorrow!

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Monday, October 02, 2006

 

MOTM for 30th Sept 1st Oct 2006


Here are the weekends man of the match awards for the telegraph fantasy football game

30th Sept to 1st October 2006

Man U V Newcastle - Ronaldo ( Man U)
Tottenham V Portsmouth - Didier Zokora ( Tottenham)
Blackburn V Wigan - Jason Brown ( Blackburn)
Westhan V Reading - Steve Sidwell ( Reading)
Chelsea V Aston Villa - Gariel Agbonlahor (Aston Villa)
Sheffield Utd V Middlesborough - Jonathan Woodgate (Boro)
Bolton V Liverpool - Gary Speed (Bolton)
Charlton V Arsenal - A Hleb (Arsenal)
Everton V Man City - Nicky Weaver (Man City)

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